Naughtious Maximus
| Favourite PFJ Song | Play That Funky Music |
| Favourite Band | Snuff/Sick On The Bus/Beerzone/Rancid/Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Favourite Song | ‘This Is The One’ by The Stone Roses |
| Favourite Album | ‘Bedtime For Democracy’ by The Dead Kennedys |
| Favourite Gig Ever | It would have to be the annual Punk Festival held every July in Morecombe. Nothing better than seeing bands like The Damned, Cocksparrer and The Business in a cow shed. And no queing at the bar! |
| Highlight Of Musical Career | Supporting The UK Subs with Tribal Gathering at The High Wycombe Cat Club in 1985. |
| Worst Moment Of Musical Career | Being met by a bunch of stoney faced skinheads whilst supporting The UK Subs at above gig. |
| Highlight Of PFJ Career | My amp blew up in the second song of our first ever gig. |
| Worst Moment Of PFJ Career | Playing Doc Sausage’s wedding. |
| Most Influential Musician | JJ Burnel of The Stranglers |
| Favourite Food | Can’t beat a curry (from the Akash, Burnham High Street) |
| Favourite Drink | Tea/Pimm’s |
| Most Drunk Ever | New Year’s Eve 1984. I was sick in my dad’s car on the way home. |
| Favourite Film (Not Including The Life Of Brian) | Italian Job/Spinal Tap/Any Carry On/Any Oliver Stone |
| Favourite Scene From The Life Of Brian | REG: Line up along there please. Get em in two rows Stan. Those with gifts, come forward. Incurables, I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait for a few minutes. MAN: Will he endorse fish? REG:You’ll have to see Sibling Francis about endorsements. And keep t |
| Favourite TV Programme | Dad’s Army |
| Favourite Book | “Powder” by Kevin Sampson (novel about an emerging Indie/Rock Band) |
| Pastimes | Watching Reading Football Club. Watching England (play football and cricket) abroad. Playing football for Chicken Town FC. |
| If I wasn’t in The PFJ I’d be | Gardening |
| If I won the lottery I would | Fund a PFJ World Tour. |
| How much do I hate the Romans | Not as much as Swindon |