| Favourite PFJ Song |
Whole Lotta Rosie |
| Favourite Band |
Van Halen |
| Favourite Song |
‘Aint Talkin Bout Love’ by Van Halen |
| Favourite Album |
The First Van Halen Album |
| Favourite Gig Ever |
AC/DC Newcastle Mayfair 1980, with Bon Scott.. I took all my 24 photos during the first song ‘Live wire’ |
| Highlight Of Musical Career |
Karaoke at Turks Head Reading… legless singing Aint That A Shame by Fats domino in pub singers voice |
| Worst Moment Of Musical Career |
Mam (72) dancing to Livin La Vida Loca full of drink screaming ‘PLay Tina’ |
| Highlight Of PFJ Career |
Rock 2000, first GIG and not having fruit thrown at me |
| Worst Moment Of PFJ Career |
Forgetting words to 500 miles as I was ‘full of drink’ during gig at Harrys |
| Most Influential Musician |
Dave Lee Roth (Van Halen) |
| Favourite Food |
Chicken Tikka Massalla man |
| Favourite Drink |
Any ridiculously named novelty alco pop in an illuminous bottle |
| Most Drunk Ever |
Strictly Tea Total |
| Favourite Film (Not Including The Life Of Brian) |
‘Shaving Ryans Privates, Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory, Pretty Shitty Gang Bang, oh and Scrappy Pappy Hero Pup’ |
| Favourite Scene From The Life Of Brian |
‘Bit where mr creasote is offered a final waffer thin mint before he explodes’ |
| Favourite TV Programme |
Only Fools and Horses |
| Favourite Book |
‘Trouble on the terraces (The one with Brillo on the front – shhh’) |
| Pastimes |
DJ-ing and supporting Newcastle and Reading Football Club (oh and ENGERLAND) |
| If I wasn’t in The PFJ I’d be |
Sleeping in a Wheelie Bin |
| If I won the lottery I would |
Get a big **** off Edwin Shirley Truck to carry the best and biggest stage show to the pub/club circuit has ever seen. |
| How much do I hate the Romans |
Well they’re not bad really |
